i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

do you get it or do you not know anything

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

“money doesn’t buy happiness” have you ever purchased a stuffed animal

AU WHERE Deku gets sent to Miles' home dimension and Miles 'Fanboy' Morales loses his mind over meeting his favorite anime character of all-time because, apparently, word-of-mouth is that the extremely rare collectible in Miles’ room is modeled after a Deku figure.

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Miles, wallowing in anxiety, holding his mint Deku: “Oh, Deku, my man. We’re really in it now, huh?”

Deku: "Hi! I don't know I got here but I'm here and you look like you need help."

Miles: "HI I’M A HUGE SPIDER-FAN, ahem, I mean, Spider-Man!"

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Deku: "You can create a bio-electric charge?"

Miles: "Yes, but you can actually *fly* though?!"

Deku: "And you can turn invisible too? That's so cool!"

Miles: "Thank you! You're cooler! You have smokescreen!"

Deku: "You're coolest!"

Miles: "You're more coolest!"

Deku: "You're most coolest!"

Miles: "You're more most c—"

(This validation party goes on for forty minutes.)

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Miles: "—and that's how they told me that I ain’t meant to be no Spider-Man. I—where are you going?"

Deku, readying his Air Force gloves in preparation for fist-fighting the entire Spider Society: "Be right back, gonna smash a few bugs. Don't worry about it."

Alright, let's do this one more time. Here's a fic on this concept:

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF !!!!! OF.

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

I... what.

😦

obsessed with sokka’s name kinda popping up everywhere in school books years after atla. like yeah ur learning history about the end of the hundred year war? oh right with the avatars amazing team and some non bender named sokka who probably wasn’t all that important. on to gym class where u learn different fighting styles, did you know btw that the first guy to ever train with the kyoshi warriors was some random guy named sokka? oh well. can’t be late for physics where we learn about the invention of the air balloon and the submarine by … sokka? huh okay I guess, on to politics where we learn about all these important decrees over all the different nations which were first proposed by.. ah man, sokka? again? anyway art class now, here look at these paintings made by sokka

@queenangella your tags ❤️

Its all “i love putting guys in situations” until were on a filler episode. Where are the REAL putting guys in situations lovers.

“It dosent progress the plot!!!” Have you never been on a whimsical journey that did nothing to change you as a person.

It's None Pizza's final form

sometimes he forgets the power behind his magic and goes a bit overboard-

well what the fuck.

this is the only day you can reblog this

ever

you know that post thats like "some fandoms make fanart like they're going to be painting the sistene chapel"? the danny phantom fandom makes fanart like they're designing the poster of a b-grade horror film

you ever listen to a playlist and all of the sudden a song that has incredible blorbo energy comes on you're you're just like this